Private CFO vacay mode collection

$46.00

⚠️ CRITICAL WARNING: When wearing in business class, hold your ticket always in your hand. Flight attendants need visual confirmation that you're actually a legitimate business traveler and not someone who accidentally wandered into the wrong cabin.

Authorized wearing situations :

  • Taking out garbage at night (preferably after 11 PM for maximum stealth)
  • 8-hour car drives to vacation destinations (windows tinted recommended)
  • Saturday morning lawn mowing 
  • Late-night convenience store runs for emergency snacks
  • Walking the dog before sunrise, BEFORE SUNRISE

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  • 65% recycled polyester, 35% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 2.95 oz/yd² (100 g/m²)
  • Breathable and moisture-wicking material
  • Regular fit
  • UPF50+ protection
  • Extended size range: 2XS–6XL

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.